New Born "Kaylyn"

Born Kaylyn Verlon Gray
     is who I really am,
for some strange reason
     everybody calls me Sam.


This is the first card you will buy
     from this baby of '94'
try to skip out without it
     and watch me roar.


Don't tell me you are broke
     and try to 'shuck' and 'jive',
you come to wake me up
     and don't have $3.95.


Sincerely though, I'm glad
     to be on God's Earth,
take it from me
     There's nothing like birth.